Well, it looks like I have a little more time to myself than I originally thought. I'd like to thank nap time for that, and the fact that all the little ones can sleep for days. AMEN. It is my only saving grace in the day, honestly. Anyways, now that I have more free time, I decided to make good on my promise of a blog from my momma's visit! It's taken me a while, but alas, here it is!
She arrived in Paris on one of the biggest party days in France--Bastille Day. After a quick nap, I forced her out the door to meet up for dinner with Ally and her family, who were visiting from Canada. From there we made our way to the Champ de Mars at the base of the Eiffel Tower for what was guaranteed to be an amazing fireworks show. Well, I don't know about "amazing", but it was definitely a once in a lifetime experiences that we were all thankful we go to witness. The entire park was packed full of people, standing room only. There was a massive stage set up at the base of the tower with live bands and performers leading up to the show. Finally around 11pm the fireworks began to the theme of showtunes. The finale consisted of a melange of West Side Story songs, primarily "I want to be in America", which I thought was hilariously ironic for French Independence Day. When all was over, we found ourselves in a bind, as the metros were insanely packed, and we were on the complete opposite side of Paris from my house. So, we walked. And walked and walked and walked. Probably at least a couple miles, and about 3/4 of the way home, until we finally decided to say "screw it" and we quite literally squeezed ourselves into a metro. Such a great night, but so long and tiring!

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| So beautiful! |
The next morning we were up and out far too early to catch a 7am train to The Netherlands. We were staying at a hotel in The Hague for the first 3 nights, and at a bed and breakfast in Amsterdam for the last 2. That afternoon we decided to visit my favorite city, Delft, for an afternoon of sightseeing with Jaimie. We showed my mom all around the town, and then decided to rent a paddle boat to take a tour of the canals. We happened to pick a super sunny, hot day for this, which turned out to be perfect cuz we were practically rained out on the rest of the trip. That evening we went to mine and Jaimie's favorite restaurant in Delft for dinner, and her boyfriend Chris met us there after work. The food was amazing as always, and the 2 bottles of wine between the 4 of us were great as well! We decided to continue on to a little bar afterwards that is known for it's high percent beers. Let's just say that the combination of alcohol and some...interesting conversation topics led to the funniest night of my life. I have honestly never laughed so hard for so long, ever. And my abs proved that fact the next day.





After sleeping in a bit the next day, we ventured out to do a little shopping and then head to Rotterdam to see Jaimie's new apartment and hang out with them for the day. As it turns out, a major storm was blowing in and it was raining like crazy, so we decided to stay in The Hague. Our hotel was right in the city center, surrounded by cute little passages full of some of the best shops Europe has to offer. So obviously, we were quite content to stay and explore the area, even if it was dumping outside. It was actually raining so hard that we made an impulse purchase of some matching green and blue raincoats that were on sale. They made the rest of our vacation much more enjoyable, because the rain never seemed to end. That night we decided to venture out to try some Indonesian food. For those of you who don't know, Indonesian food is to Holland as Indian food is to the UK, so it was essential that we try some. We ordered a sampler plate that came with a little bit of everything on the menu. It was quite possibly the closest thing to heaven I have yet to experience. Everything was so good (except for one beef dish that mom and I both had to spit out it was so rank). With extremely full bellies, we retreated back to the hotel and out of the rain to take in a movie on our comfy bed and head to bed early.
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| Holland might as well be known for their insanely odd sculptures as well... |
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The next day we ventured back out to explore new areas of The Hague, but the day didn't begin without a pitstop at a famous Dutch pancake house. The Dutch are quite well known for their pancakes, and being a pancake lover myself, I just had to have one. Unfortunately, it was quite a far walk from the hotel, and it just so happened to start POURING rain immediately when we left the restaurant. The luck. However, we decided to push on and finally made it to Rotterdam later that day to visit Jaimie! We got to take a look at her snazzy new apartment, and then she and her boyfriend gave us a little tour of Rotterdam and the famous port/harbor. We ended up back in The Hague for dinner that night, because we wanted to try out a highly recommended Chinese restaurant in the China Town there. Again, it surpassed our expectations and we over-indulged in delicious walnut chicken and shrimp noodles. After an early bed time yet again, we were up bright and early the next morning to visit our 4th city of the trip, Gouda (yes, the cheese! but fun fact: it's pronounced "how-da")! After attempting two different trains and having them both cancelled on us, we decided to ask what was going on and how the hell can we finally just get to Gouda. Apparently they found a body on the railroad tracks, and in response to our surprised reaction, they brushed it off and says it happens all the time. Can't the Dutch be any more original? Anyways, after a couple hours and a whole lotta trains (and a whole lotta Rummikub wins for moi), we made it to Gouda and were pleasantly surprised. Of course it was raining, but we used that as an excuse to sneak inside every one of the bajillion cheese shops there are there. We tried all flavors and colors of Gouda, including a green Wasabi Gouda and a Strawberry Gouda (not good). We ended up buying a little piece of Dijon Mustard Gouda, along with some bread from a nearby bakery and made ourselves a picnic on a bench in the rain. Not quite as great as I pictured it in my mind, but it was still quite fun! On our way back to the train station, we happened across a fresh Stroopwafel stand and I demanded a pitstop. We shared our giant, hot, gooey, delicious stroopwafel as we walked back to the train station, and it was definitely a day well spent! It was that night that we were off again, but this time to our final destination: Amsterdam!!
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| ...VERY weird sculptures... |
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| Cute little street in Gouda |
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| So much cheese!! |
When we arrived at the B&B, all we wanted to do was relax and eat our leftover Chinese food. To our surprise, we were able to do so, as we had the ENTIRE B&B to ourselves. It was literally as if we had our own adorable apartment in the city center. We put on our pj's and the robes that came in our room, and we sprawled out on the living room couch, eating leftovers and skyping family. The next day we made a giant loop around the city, taking in the flower market, Dam Square, many street markets, churches, and of course the red light district. Then Jaimie met up with us for the day and night and we decided to take a boat tour of the city. We lucked out with some amazingly warm and sunny weather, so the boat tour was perfect! After that we settled down for a drink at a cafe on the canal and enjoyed people watching all the passersby. We took my mom in for a look at one of the famous coffee shops..it's a must see! We then made our way to a well known Thai restaurant in the red light district for a delicious pad thai dinner. After that, the fun began, as it was finally late enough to enjoy all the happenings of the red light district. We walked down every street and alleyway, looking in all the windows, listening to the deals being negotiated, watching the bachelors parade through the streets for their stag parties. It is pure madness in the red light district, and something that everyone needs to see to believe at some point. Jaimie and I had a more "been there seen that" attitude, as we have seen the red light district a few times now, but watching my mom view this spectacle was truly fascinating. I wish I had videotaped it.
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| The delicious Dutch pancake breakfast served to us at the B&B |

Wednesday finally arrived, our last day in Holland, and neither of us were ready to leave. Luckily we had the whole day ahead of us before our 3 hour train ride took us back to Paris. So, we started at the Anne Frank House. Mom wanted to see it, but Jaimie and I already had, so she waited in line while we sat at a cafe and had some coffee and a game of Rummikub, oh and some bird poo, in my hair, cool thanks. We got bored and ventured to the city center to do a little shopping, so Mom met us there when she was done. From there we walked down the famous shopping street and stopped to have a beer at a big open cafe. Sitting there on the street, we witnessed directly in front of us an undercover operation. Two guys walking along, not suspecting a thing, when out of nowhere two cops come from the alley and jump them, choking them out and taking them to the floor. Then two more plain clothed cops come from out of nowhere and jump on top of them as well. In less than 2 minutes, the guys were spotted, taken out, and rushed to a waiting cop car, while the 2 undercover cops continued on their way like nothing happened. Absolutely insane!! Such a scary/cool thing to witness. Never do/deal drugs, my friends! With all that excitement, Jaimie called it a day, so after saying goodbye we frantically ran around buying last minute souvenirs before making our way to the train station ourselves.
Back in Paris, I pretty much worked every minute of everyday, so we really didn't do much except play with the kids. We made it out to the big department stores and to dinner a few times. We also wandered through the Latin Quarter on a busy night, which is now my mom's favorite part of Paris. On our way back we happened upon a big concert going on outside of Hotel de Ville. Probably the most exciting part of Paris was being able to see part of the final stage of the Tour de France, as they cross the finish line on the Champs Elysees. Unfortunately we had somewhere to be, so we didn't get to see any bikers, but we got to see the big caravan of sponsor cars that proceeds them, which was quite the spectacle! I was said to see her go after what felt like such a short trip, but it was such a fun-filled whirlwind adventure that I am so thankful we got to share. Now just another 4.5 months till I see her, and my daddy, and Ian, and everyone again! Counting down the days....
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| On the train after picking up the kids in Nancy |